Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
yes im a boy
yes i knit things
This guy should be some crazy DC villain…
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.
oh god someone do this
GET ON IT
I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!
He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters
can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?
hopefully that’s readable, if it’s too blurry the original is here :)
For everyone asking for the template, here is part of it! This one shows all the measurements. I’ll be looking for the rest. Thanks to OP for having this image up!!
Here is the squid pattern, for those searching for it!
And here are the instructions
And if any one needs help on these, feel free to ask! I’ve made easily 100 of these guys.
Hmm, make one myself, or just pay the adorable guy in the glasses to do it…
That’s an option too! I promise high quality work. Hopefully my customers can vouch for that!
(And thanks for the compliment, I quite like my glasses.)
Illustrator, Interior designer
I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.
These are so fucking beautiful.
I freaking love old people.
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i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN